Are you a randy rabbit?

Are you a randy rabbit?

Rabbits. Those bouncy little cuties. They love nothing more than to bound joyfully through the hills. They build labyrinthine warrens that grow with the family. And while we love fluffy bunnies for their twitchy button noses and long, floppy ears, rabbits are notorious for one particular act that ensures their warrens grow from tiny little underground villages into expansive subterranean towns.

People are sometimes accused of "breeding like rabbits", but is that possible? A doe can bear twenty offspring a year, and baby bunnies are fertile after four months. So, that's quite a feat!

This quiz gauges your libido! Do you breed like a rabbit, or are you more pensive like a panda? Find out with our fun quiz!!!

What's your first morning thought?

What's the first part of the body you look at when you meet a new person.

Who is your favorite music act?

What's your headline on your dating profile?

What is your ideal dessert?

How would you describe your body?

How would you describe yourself?

What is your spirit animal?

What was your favorite book at high school?

Which deadly sin most closely defines your personality?

What's your approach to wooing a potential partner?

What is your ideal holiday destination?

What's your favorite tipple?

What did your yearbook say about you?

What is your most appealing feature?

If you were a pie, what would be your filling?

What bores you?

You're on a night out, and your friend looks fabulous. What do you do?

Which of the following is your ideal social network?

How long does it take you to get ready for a night out?

What's your favorite movie?

How do you prefer your steak?

How would you describe your face?

You're on the bus and you spot a potential suitor. What do you do?

Which date is acceptable for the first jump?

Which book character most closely defines you?

How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

Who in fiction is your ideal partner?

What is your ideal job?

What's your favorite book series?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


Did you know
A group of porcupines is called a "prickle."
The only mammals that lay eggs are the platypus and the echidna.
A group of skunks is called a "stench."
The largest living bird is the ostrich.