Are You As Intelligent as a Dolphin?

Are You As Intelligent as a Dolphin?

Dolphins are sea-dwelling mammals, related to whales, with streamlined bodies, flippers, and a cute perma-smile. Fast swimmers and excellent listeners, dolphins are among the most talkative of all creatures, using high-pitched clicks and wails to communicate over long distances.

These clever creatures are known to cooperate, teach, learn, grieve, and even scheme! Their brains include the same cells we use when for socialization, judgement, and theory.

And while dolphins are among the planet's most intelligent creatures, perhaps comparable with humans, humans often exhibit traits of stupidity more closely related to the ostrich, lemming, or panda.

So, what are you? Deep like a dolphin or dumb as a dodo? We're talking emotional intelligence as much as super-brains that can navigate the cryptic crossword. Find out where you lie in the animal intelligence spectrum with our fun quiz!!!

Which animal do you most identify with?

How would your friends describe you?

Your best friend is having a crisis. What do you do?

What was your favorite subject at school.

What's your favourite meal?

What's your favourite part of the cupcake?

You want a new outfit, but you're out of cash for the month. What do you do?

What's your ideal job?

An old lady slipped over in front of you. What do you do?

Which Disney character most closely defines you?

What time of day are you at your best?

What is the first thing you do in the mornings?

How would your high school teachers have described you?

You have a deadline to meet. What's your approach to hitting it?

It's your first day at your new job. How do you introduce yourself?

Someone asks you for directions in the street. What do you do?

Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.


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